jennyloggins:

softer-ua:

flip-this-table:

two-nipples-maybe-more:

oh

my

fucking

god

everyone on mobile click on the rb button on this post and then when it opens the writing screen long press the post button in the upper right

Oooh, didn’t notice this before! 😀

Bruh

Why is every feature on this hell site made like a boobytrapped treasure hunt? Sometimes I get something good and sometimes I end up back at the top of my dash 😂

for those of y'all who don’t wanna do it urself and just wanna know what it is:

astraskylark:

Everyone go home Greta wins

randomfandomteacher:

adobsonartworks:

dragon-in-a-fez:

this bitch empty, TWEET

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

meetnategreen:

fuckyeahjohnlockfluff:

skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

#THE KNOTTING AT THE END OF THE AO3 IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE

peerless-cucumber:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Digital witchery

theweirdwideweb:

theweirdwideweb:

Someone tagged this #elder abuse

mcelboycontent:

if someone asked me a week ago what georgia, pennsylvania, nevada, vladimir putin, and the tv show supernatural all had in common, i don’t know what my answer would have been but it would not have been november 5th 2020